Confessions of a Pink Flamingo
Be the change you wish to be in the world. -Gandhi
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Great Depression; Sadie's Story
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Smile :D
So today I had a block-day gym class (1 1/2 hours), and it was rough like any other. We had to do a mile half sprinting, half walking, and then we had an Ultimate frisbee contest. I'm actually pretty accurate with my throws, and I wanted to show off my skills. But of course, like what always happens when I think I'm good at something, I embarrassed myself. Well, let me re-phrase that..I was embarrassed. It wasn't me embarassing myself, it was a boy on my team.
Before we started every game he would pass it to me first(which in ultimate frisbee is a sign you are terrible). Then after we would loose possession, he would tell me to move around more or block this person. Block that person! And I would keep replying, "Um, okay. I'll do it, but only because I understand you are too busy telling everyone else what to do."
I wasn't concerned with what he thought of me. He wasn't fond of me already; in the beginning of the year I sort of threw the ball so hard it hit him and he fell down. Apparently he was blind to the fact it was an amazing throw and I have massive strength...talk about holding a grudge, I think he's still angry at me for it. I should be angry at him! While people were paying attention to his falling down they missed my victory dance. He was completely exaggerating, I sware! Well, whats past is past...
After gym, some people walked up to me and apologized for his behavior. Someone had not only noticed that he was being rude, but the prettiest and most popular girl in my gym class was apologizing..for him. I was so shocked by their kindness torward me- it was a leap from the snarky looks they usually give me.
After that, I wanted to spread the kindness. I felt like kind of karma mixed with rainbow icecream and Coke. Us girls were all in the mirrors in the locker room, as we usually do after gym, and one girl was still there even after the bell had rung. I've known her for awhile-actually a really long time. Although we were never that close, I saw she was distressed. Walking over to her, she asked me how she looked. I said "Better than me! Long gym totally ruins my hair."
"Me too! You are gorgeous though. I feel so fat! ugh. Can I borrow you sweatshirt? It's baggy right?"
I felt terrible myself and was planning on wearing it already. Instead, I told her
"You can wear it if you like, but I have a Better idea. Wanna hear my biggest secret to being 'gorgeuos'? You can look prettier than Megan Fox and Taylor Swift combined...have a positive attitude and show off your brilliant smile. Boys love that confidence and I'm pretty sure I read in a magazine that girls who are positive look 90% more beautiful."
She smiled at the mirror, then at me, and laughed a little. Walking away from the mirror she grabbed her stuff and looked straight at me. "Thanks Lydia," she remarked in a grateful way, and I couldn't help but notice the new found pep in her step and the effervescent smile that stayed on her face her whole way out :)
The New Quote
Although I did know it before(because it's famous) I wandered across it when I was doing a recent project. My mom had showed me this essay contest, in which the theme was "Community Responsibility. I love writing, and decided to take this on. But my problem was, with this broad subject, I had no inspiration. Not like inspiration such as a tragic life event, but...well let me explain(getting off topic here again!)
I believe that all good artists whether it be writing, painting, or doing whatever artsy thing,have had something happen to them. like famous artists who had their heart broken. Their art may be especially touching. Or an artist who was a recovering alcoholic. Their art might feature a series of broken glass, or pictures that really show their emotions. Because of this hardship, I think people like their art more. I'm not sure why that is or why I think that- maybe because it makes the artist more real. You getting this? Here's another example. Music. Listening to the radio, when you hear a song about a man who lost his one and only love (You Found Me by the Fray) you will most likely like it. Because its deep, a good song, and inspirational. On the other hand, when you hear I love you like a love song baby repeat-peat-peat-peat-peating for the millionth time, it's not as appealing. Perhaps because you feel much worse for The Fray's hardships, and less for Selena Gomez's millionth break up song. You get me know?
Sorry for this extreme off topic-ness, but I'm just trying to explain what I'm trying to say. Back on topic. While writing this essay, I was looking for a main topic. Something that would make a 13 year-old girl from Virginia stand out from the hundreds of other 13 year-olds entering the contest. My big thing was going to be how Gandhi was like the spokesperson of community; standing up for India and all. But like many other random projects I take on, I never finished my essay. Just some stuff to think about, if it made any sense at all. Thanks for reading! Bye!
Saturday, March 24, 2012
The Urge
So as you can see I re-did some of the settings. I changed my colors to kind of a peach&red look, and messed with the fonts. Maybe now with this makeover, I'll actually start writing again. I've been really wanting to write lately.
I read a book awhile ago; it was about a group of sisters whom a man stalked- I'm not sure exactly how I came upon this really creepy story, but I did- and one day the man kidnaps the girl. Well, long story short (getting off topic should be my job), one of her sisters kept mentioning something called The Urge. She had The Urge often, when she was in a good mood and felt really artsy. She said she had The Urge to speak and liked to tell stories because she was to lazy to write them down. The sister explained everyone has something to urge for. Not like a need for love or a want for ice cream. But something everyone has inside them, a talent almost, that they need to share. Not everyone discovers their talent in their lifetime. And I think mine is writing.
I'll be sitting in math class, so angry, so I rip out a paper and write down a poem. It makes me feel all gangster, like a rapper. If I'm writing about something that makes me mad, I just randomly bring up everything that angers me. If the subject is life, I'll go all out on a rant complete with Gandhi quotes and past tales from 'when I was a kid.' It explains why and how I get off topic, which I am doing right now. I had to change the title of this post four times; from "Makeover" to "My humor" to "Lectures on Life" to finally "The Urge." Because that's why I wrote this post. I had The Urge.
I hope I left you with at least some sort of beneficial thought or at least in a good mood. Thanks for reading this till the end and not just leaving when I made a cheesy joke about Spongebob.
Sincerely,
Lydia
Saturday, April 16, 2011
SEVEN FANS!!! Whoooo!!! That's a milestone.
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Hi!
I wondered why Flamingos are pink, so I just asked my trusty old friend Google. Anyway, the answer is because they eat so much shrimp. But how do boy flamingos feel about that? Although pink is often thought of as girly or feminine, I like to think of it as a neutral color. I like to think of everything that way. Boys can like pink just as much as girls can like soccer or the color green. Those aren't necessarily masculine things, but they are allowed to like them! Its just like the constant naming of people into two groups-Tom Boy and Girly Girl. Id like to become myth buster for a minute and see if these things are legit.
First of all, wearing the color pink and not liking sports are common traits of a so-called "girly girl." But if a boy does no sports and and wears black shoes with pink highlights does this make him girly? Taylor Swift is a girl, but if you like her music then does that make you girly? If a girl plays sports and wears darker colors and sweatshirts all the time, how does that make them a tom boy? If what people are trying to say is Tom=Boyish, then what does that mean when a girl calls themselves a Tom Girl? Boyish Girl? I'm just trying to say you should take pride in who you are and not try so hard to classify yourself as one or the other. Please feel free to put your thoughts in the comment box below. ;)
Friday, May 28, 2010
I really do try to respect the sixth grade girl who ends up saying 'catastraphe' like 'cat as trap he'.
I tryed to respect the little boy when his excuse for flooding the toilet was, " I thought you said to wen we was over der".
It's hard not to laugh when other people laugh like complete maniacs, hee-hawing and snorting.
School was DESIGNED for laughter.
Anyway, there is a simple solution if you want me to stop laughing.
Make the school less funny.
' That' Day
You know, 'those' days when you feel like you are so close to being a good person like your role-model friend, who is ALWAYS doing the right thing, or at least it seems like it, but others push you down, because you are never quite there.
We all have 'those' days.
You know, 'those' days when the person evreybody crazes over all the time jsut about happens to sort of ind of not really definitely ruin your reputation in schoool in the time period of 5 minutes.
We all have 'those' days.
You know, 'those' days when you plan for E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N , but the G catches you off guard and you mess up ( STUPID LETTER G! )
We all have 'those' days.
Today was 'that' day,
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Here are just a few of the funny ones that caught my eye...
Brat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYR5CnOIK_E
Pigeon Impossible
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjUAnPc2VA
Cat's Meow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOUgRif7JRc
This Side Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCC7rFxo6QA
Did you like them? I hope you did. I certainly did. I think that it's really talented to just be able to make a human figure move! I guess I'm easily made laughing.
Like when my Dad and I were in subway-we LOVE subway- and he saw this guy he knew that owned the place.
Here I am, going off topic again, but I might as well finish.
After we got our food, Dad wonders up to this guy and says
" Hey!" and reaches his hand out to shake, "It's Doug, right?"
And that guy goes, " No, it's Jeff. Hi."
Even though it's not really funny my Dad messed up and called someone a completely different name then the name he actually is, I was basically laughing the whole ride home.
Friday, April 2, 2010
" Really Funny Words That Are Making People Laugh" is what I say.
" Really Funny Things That Is Making Others Giggle" is what they say.
Both sentences are the same, in meaning, but the words are different. And here's what Frusterates me the most. The conversation later.
Me: "Hey, how come you copied my funny words? I sort of wanted to get credit for them..."
Them: "What? I have no idea what you are talking about! Why would I do that! YOu are funny and I would never copy that."
Me: " Ok then, I'll just send you like FIVE links to where you have done it."
Them: " Oh, you don't need to do that,I remember now.I didn't copy all of them. Besides, they aren't even the same, so it's techanally not copying you."
Me: " Yes, it techcanally is."
Them: " It doesn't even matter. Do you like puppies?"
Me: " NO! I don't like... actually, puppies are pretty cute... but that doesn't cover up the fact you are copying me!"
Them: " Yeah, I think I'm getting a puppy for Easter. I'm going to name it sprinkles, or maybe cupcakes, or maybe evenname it after the Easter bunny!Have I told you you are my best friend?"
Me: " I don't care what you are going to name your puppy, stop changing the subject! What do I have to do to get you to stop it? The whole copy right thing? Your frusterating me!"
Them: " Yeah, the puppy will be frusterating, but it will be sooo cute! Aren't all puppy's cute? I just want to snuggle them all the time, bring them everywhere, and they will be my best friend. Yeah, then we could... Oh, I meant best friend right after you of course,ummm yeah..,"
And then I just give up. Maybe I should copyright all my stuff. Ehem, this blog is officially copy righted. Ok, well you can't copyright everything. So who do you turn to in time of need? The internet of course... and all the internet gave me, was...ADDS! Well, teh internet failed, so no one must REALLY know how to solve this sort of problem. Exept for my kindergarden teacher, who always reminded me to put my name on the bottom of all my papers so no one would steal my pictures of fairy castles and show them to their mommys instead of mine.
Friday, March 19, 2010
Crap Soccer Friday
On this wonderful Friday in gym we had two substitutes in gym class and one of them kept biting his lips so he was talking weird like. So when we were about to play crab soccer, one of the most popular gym games, he says " Ready, set, play crap soccer!"
Everyone started laughing, so he continues.
" I'm glad that all you carps are happy! Just keep walking like crap!"
So instead of saying crab he said crap. And that just about made me so happy it lasted the rest of my extremely boring day.
Friday, March 12, 2010
The Science Fair Yo-Yo Flamingo Disasters
Some people must have thought the conversation with the teachers went like this,
" MWA HA HA< Let's torture them, till they have to cry and wake up at four in the morning to finish!! MWA HA HA!!! "
" I agree. Torture unit may now commense."
Even though I know it did not go this way, it probably went somewhere close to them.
Moving on, being a flamingo in all, today was a very productful day. In music, we watched what would happen if you gave a flock of flamingos Yo-Yo's. It was very intertaining to watch them making a fool of themselves while all the other kids just laughed and looked at me, like " Oh, that's you!" to every single animal that walked by. Great, again.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Cake Wrecked
Monday, February 15, 2010
Beauty of the Snow Monster, Which in my Opinion Came First
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Sleddin' Gangstas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfhPFWloYIw&feature=related
Dog urine and Movies
- Superhero Movie- a super hero spoof staring Drake Bell. He get's bitten by a radio active dragonfly and starts getting crazy powers.
- Starstruck- the popular disney movie was sure to be a let down but rose high above my expectations.
- August Rush- A young talented musician has a concert in search to find his parents
- Penelope-A girl is born under a curse and has a pig nose. She tries to find a husband who will exept her for who she really is.
All these movies are good, sort of. You might want to try them out.
My mom got a new dog yesterday who's name is Bess. She's very sweet and quiet and I love her. You would not believe she hasn't even bakd yet. I think she's a mute dog. Whatever. So, getting to the point, we don't really know her that well.So I was in the basement getting ready to sit down to watch some more movies, and aren't I happy when I step in a nice round puddle of dog urine. Believe me, it's not the nicest smell it's not the nicest smell in the world. It might actually be the worst. And so now we know that she needs to be taken out more often, lesson learned.
Today we let her out on the back porch to use the bathroom after my mom had spent so long shoveling space for her to go. Litttle did we know that the old pancakes my mom threw out in the snow for the birds was still there. So as any dog would do, she startedwildy pouncing and sniffing the snow, in search of all the bits of pancake. We tryed to get her to come in, but she wouldn't. We lured with treats, but no avail came. But eventually, I got on my boots, tromped outside, and dragged her in. Finally. The new family member uses the bathroom. Finally.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Internet Interpretation of a Dream
Friday, February 12, 2010
I didn't really touch my dinner to much and just headed upatairs to go to bed. So I got in Pajamas and sat on my floor. I started to gaze off and think about stuff, and somehow my mind just trailed off to think aboutthis;You know that fear you sort of had when you were smaller about always being afraid of the dark? Well it's mostly gone now, so I guess it's nothing to worry about, but I was thinking earlier; if we're not afraid of the dark, then why do most of us use night lights? So, being a tween and all,I decided; Hmph, I'll take out my night light. Only I realize that my room is completly pitch black when it's not there, and, I can't see. This isn't much of a problem, besides the fact that I probably never steped on more things ever in one night. A crumb, a sock, a pencil, a wrapper, and I also bonked my head really hard which resulted in a painful bump on my head and a horrible migrain. A friend of mine once told me, when you're having a horrible day just pretend it's opposite day. So when I finally got in bed ready to drift of to sleep, I thought about what a-what an AWESOME day I had.
Well....
that would make alot of sense.
I am very new at this and I hope it works out for me.
So....
Enoy!!
Don't Anoy, I mean Enjoy!!??!!??!!
Whatever.