Sorry Mr.Teacher, it's not my fault that this school is hilarious and I can't stop laughing. It's not like guilt doesn't eat me alive already.
I really do try to respect the sixth grade girl who ends up saying 'catastraphe' like 'cat as trap he'.
I tryed to respect the little boy when his excuse for flooding the toilet was, " I thought you said to wen we was over der".
It's hard not to laugh when other people laugh like complete maniacs, hee-hawing and snorting.

School was DESIGNED for laughter. 
Anyway, there is a simple solution if you want me to stop laughing.
Make the school less funny.

' That' Day

We all have those days.
You know, 'those' days when you feel like you are so close to being a good person like your role-model friend, who is ALWAYS doing the right thing, or at least it seems like it, but others push you down, because you are never quite there.

We all have 'those' days.
You know, 'those' days when the person evreybody crazes over all the time jsut about happens to sort of ind of not really definitely ruin your reputation in schoool in the time period of 5 minutes.

We all have 'those' days.
You know, 'those' days when you plan for E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N , but the G catches you off guard and you mess up ( STUPID LETTER G! )

We all have 'those' days.

Today was 'that' day,

OK, so we all probably know about the commercial with the Art Institutes whatever, but these videos are really cool, funny, awesome animations actually MADE by high school and college students at universities just like that one. My Grandma and I envy their talents.


Here are just a few of the funny ones that caught my eye...








Brat


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYR5CnOIK_E





Pigeon Impossible


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjUAnPc2VA



Cat's Meow



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOUgRif7JRc



This Side Up



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCC7rFxo6QA





Did you like them? I hope you did. I certainly did. I think that it's really talented to just be able to make a human figure move! I guess I'm easily made laughing.



Like when my Dad and I were in subway-we LOVE subway- and he saw this guy he knew that owned the place.

Here I am, going off topic again, but I might as well finish.

After we got our food, Dad wonders up to this guy and says

" Hey!" and reaches his hand out to shake, "It's Doug, right?"

And that guy goes, " No, it's Jeff. Hi."



Even though it's not really funny my Dad messed up and called someone a completely different name then the name he actually is, I was basically laughing the whole ride home.

I think I get it from him, because he was laughing louder than I was.

I don't know what I hate more. When someone copies you, or when someone copies you but changes one word and states they just took your idea and made it theirs. Well, it's NOT THEIRS! It's mine! I know I sound like a three year old, but it's true. Here is a perfect Example.


" Really Funny Words That Are Making People Laugh" is what I say.
" Really Funny Things That Is Making Others Giggle" is what they say.


Both sentences are the same, in meaning, but the words are different. And here's what Frusterates me the most. The conversation later.

Me: "Hey, how come you copied my funny words? I sort of wanted to get credit for them..."

Them: "What? I have no idea what you are talking about! Why would I do that! YOu are funny and I would never copy that."

Me: " Ok then, I'll just send you like FIVE links to where you have done it."

Them: " Oh, you don't need to do that,I remember now.I didn't copy all of them. Besides, they aren't even the same, so it's techanally not copying you."

Me: " Yes, it techcanally is."

Them: " It doesn't even matter. Do you like puppies?"

Me: " NO! I don't like... actually, puppies are pretty cute... but that doesn't cover up the fact you are copying me!"

Them: " Yeah, I think I'm getting a puppy for Easter. I'm going to name it sprinkles, or maybe cupcakes, or maybe evenname it after the Easter bunny!Have I told you you are my best friend?"

Me: " I don't care what you are going to name your puppy, stop changing the subject! What do I have to do to get you to stop it? The whole copy right thing? Your frusterating me!"

Them: " Yeah, the puppy will be frusterating, but it will be sooo cute! Aren't all puppy's cute? I just want to snuggle them all the time, bring them everywhere, and they will be my best friend. Yeah, then we could... Oh, I meant best friend right after you of course,ummm yeah..,"



And then I just give up. Maybe I should copyright all my stuff. Ehem, this blog is officially copy righted. Ok, well you can't copyright everything. So who do you turn to in time of need? The internet of course... and all the internet gave me, was...ADDS! Well, teh internet failed, so no one must REALLY know how to solve this sort of problem. Exept for my kindergarden teacher, who always reminded me to put my name on the bottom of all my papers so no one would steal my pictures of fairy castles and show them to their mommys instead of mine.

Crap Soccer Friday

Today is finally Friday! WooHoo!
On this wonderful Friday in gym we had two substitutes in gym class and one of them kept biting his lips so he was talking weird like. So when we were about to play crab soccer, one of the most popular gym games, he says " Ready, set, play crap soccer!"
Everyone started laughing, so he continues.
" I'm glad that all you carps are happy! Just keep walking like crap!"
So instead of saying crab he said crap. And that just about made me so happy it lasted the rest of my extremely boring day.

The Science Fair Yo-Yo Flamingo Disasters

The science fair, is one of the many steps in ones life in becoming... well... responsible.Being Fifth Grade and all, my teacher all of a sudden brings us some 'good news'. Yay. It's Mandatory to do the science fair.Only, the whole class had to do it in spanish. Double yay. If it wasn't mandatory to do the science fair, I think that alot more kids would stop having so much problems with it. ' OH, my computer broke down", and, " I try to do it it's just" and then they don't finish.
Some people must have thought the conversation with the teachers went like this,

" MWA HA HA< Let's torture them, till they have to cry and wake up at four in the morning to finish!! MWA HA HA!!! "
" I agree. Torture unit may now commense."

Even though I know it did not go this way, it probably went somewhere close to them.


Moving on, being a flamingo in all, today was a very productful day. In music, we watched what would happen if you gave a flock of flamingos Yo-Yo's. It was very intertaining to watch them making a fool of themselves while all the other kids just laughed and looked at me, like " Oh, that's you!" to every single animal that walked by. Great, again.

Cake Wrecked

Hello fellow blog readers. Today I have a link to share with you, and I'm very confident you will like it. It IS NOT bad, it's just really funny.

www.cakewrecks.com

Enjoy!

( THIS SHOULD KEEP THEM BUSY FOR A WHILE)

Beauty of the Snow Monster, Which in my Opinion Came First

Once again, it's snowing outside. It's like a neverending snow nightmare where it never stopped snowing so we had to stay inside forever. Everyone lost their minds in the snow and started going crazy, so they commited suicide. All because of the snow. I could do without any more for the rest of my life. These pictures are the perfect examples of snow monsters. Scary and friendly. Dirty and Clean. Nightmare and Dream. Plus,I wonder if there is a girl snow monster. Like, there has to be one, to make more snow monsters, baby ones. If you have any pictures of any GIRL snowmonsters, maybe we can submit it to scholastic magazine. Why you ask? For the sole purpose so that they can make an article about everyone decieves the

snow-monster-species for being all male. Such a tragedy. I mean, if they care about volcano rock, then they'll care about the creatures that formed from snow parents known as 'mosters'.

And just wondering, which came first, the snow or the snow monster, chicken or the egg, pencil or the led, seed or the plant, air or h2o, girl or the animals we call boys............

So, to not think about snow, ( or which came first)let's think about something else.

So there is this video that my mom thinks that every teen should see. It builds self confidence or something. So here is the link to it. It has this lady who is sort of normail and how they tranform her to be unreal for commercials on billboards and magazines. Wow, the power of the computer; no wonder our vision of beauty is so distorted.

http://www.facebook.com/inbox/?tid=1364971129380#!/inbox/?folder=[fb]messages&page=1&tid=1178388391866

Sleddin' Gangstas

Sledding is fun and everyone loves to do it-almost. I happen to live right next to this awesome sledding ill that everyone in my neighborhood loves. It's extremely fast, and some paths are vey bumpy. It's only because these Gangsta freshmens decide it's ok to make lots of bumps ad ramps so when some little kid is getting ready for the ride of their life, they actually hit a bump, go flying, and end up paralyzed. So here I am, with my friend, getting ready for an awesome ride, I all of a sudden am flung into the air by the pack down bumps of the hill, and landed right on my bottom, creating an awful pain there for the rest of the day. Yay! I love sitting down and then jumping up screaming ow and explaining to the parents the Gangstas and what they do to the hill and how hurt myself. So to celebrate the Gangstas, here is a video about how to ruin your life with peer pressure and violence with your hosts the three guys who don't have jobs or any money and live with their parents and don't have anything better to do than slave away making stupid videos all day. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfhPFWloYIw&feature=related

Dog urine and Movies

From being soooo snowed in for soooo long I watched lots of movies. I decided to share the ones I really liked with you.

1. Superhero Movie- a super hero spoof staring Drake Bell. He get's bitten by a radio active dragonfly and starts getting crazy powers.
2. Starstruck- the popular disney movie was sure to be a let down but rose high above my expectations.
3. August Rush- A young talented musician has a concert in search to find his parents
4. Penelope-A girl is born under a curse and has a pig nose. She tries to find a husband who will exept her for who she really is.

All these movies are good, sort of. You might want to try them out.

My mom got a new dog yesterday who's name is Bess. She's very sweet and quiet and I love her. You would not believe she hasn't even bakd yet. I think she's a mute dog. Whatever. So, getting to the point, we don't really know her that well.So I was in the basement getting ready to sit down to watch some more movies, and aren't I happy when I step in a nice round puddle of dog urine. Believe me, it's not the nicest smell it's not the nicest smell in the world. It might actually be the worst. And so now we know that she needs to be taken out more often, lesson learned.

Today we let her out on the back porch to use the bathroom after my mom had spent so long shoveling space for her to go. Litttle did we know that the old pancakes my mom threw out in the snow for the birds was still there. So as any dog would do, she startedwildy pouncing and sniffing the snow, in search of all the bits of pancake. We tryed to get her to come in, but she wouldn't. We lured with treats, but no avail came. But eventually, I got on my boots, tromped outside, and dragged her in. Finally. The new family member uses the bathroom. Finally.

Internet Interpretation of a Dream

I had a dream last night. Since it's been so snowy and all, I had a dream that I went sledding with my friends. Only after we went down once and started to drown in the snow. Usually, my dreams have something to do with what happened that day, but I don't recall drowning, sledding, or being in the snow to much all. So I did a little research on dreaming. And just for the record, this is all REAL. So I was on this website, and it is supposed to be able to tell all of your dreaming patterns and stuff, so I thought it would be really cool. So I take this long quiz, and turns out, at the end they want all my personal information so they can send the results to my phone. Great use of my time, right?!?! So I look up Dream in google images, and this is what comes up. ( picture above ) What looks to be an eyeball with a handle? Floating? It's really sad that some stupid people decided it was time to ruin the internet and post stupid crazy things so that when you get on google most of it is just a scam. It would make everything so much easier. Well that's my research on dreaming, hope you learned something! Like how to ruin someones thirty minutes on the computer!

Putting that aside, I have bizarre dreams all the time, like one of me becoming a turkey and being hunted on thanksgiving, and one of me being a asparagus stalk- that one was really weird, but it makes sense because what I had for dinner was asparagus- and lots of other dreams to.

So, Goodnight, Sleeptight, and dream awesome dreams so you can comment them here!

I got home from school feeling quite crummy and tired, just wanting to go to bed. It had been a long hard day, because you know fifth grade is REALLY rough. With all that time we talk and play and learn and stuff, it can really be hard for a person. :)
I didn't really touch my dinner to much and just headed upatairs to go to bed. So I got in Pajamas and sat on my floor. I started to gaze off and think about stuff, and somehow my mind just trailed off to think aboutthis;You know that fear you sort of had when you were smaller about always being afraid of the dark? Well it's mostly gone now, so I guess it's nothing to worry about, but I was thinking earlier; if we're not afraid of the dark, then why do most of us use night lights? So, being a tween and all,I decided; Hmph, I'll take out my night light. Only I realize that my room is completly pitch black when it's not there, and, I can't see. This isn't much of a problem, besides the fact that I probably never steped on more things ever in one night. A crumb, a sock, a pencil, a wrapper, and I also bonked my head really hard which resulted in a painful bump on my head and a horrible migrain. A friend of mine once told me, when you're having a horrible day just pretend it's opposite day. So when I finally got in bed ready to drift of to sleep, I thought about what a-what an AWESOME day I had.

Well....

Well I guess Now I'm starting this I'll have to write stuff on it.
that would make alot of sense.
I am very new at this and I hope it works out for me.
So....
Enoy!!
Don't Anoy, I mean Enjoy!!??!!??!!
Whatever.