Sorry Mr.Teacher, it's not my fault that this school is hilarious and I can't stop laughing. It's not like guilt doesn't eat me alive already.
I really do try to respect the sixth grade girl who ends up saying 'catastraphe' like 'cat as trap he'.
I tryed to respect the little boy when his excuse for flooding the toilet was, " I thought you said to wen we was over der".
It's hard not to laugh when other people laugh like complete maniacs, hee-hawing and snorting.

School was DESIGNED for laughter. 
Anyway, there is a simple solution if you want me to stop laughing.
Make the school less funny.

' That' Day

We all have those days.
You know, 'those' days when you feel like you are so close to being a good person like your role-model friend, who is ALWAYS doing the right thing, or at least it seems like it, but others push you down, because you are never quite there.

We all have 'those' days.
You know, 'those' days when the person evreybody crazes over all the time jsut about happens to sort of ind of not really definitely ruin your reputation in schoool in the time period of 5 minutes.

We all have 'those' days.
You know, 'those' days when you plan for E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N , but the G catches you off guard and you mess up ( STUPID LETTER G! )

We all have 'those' days.

Today was 'that' day,